Me, Myself, and I

Me, Myself, and I

Sunday, January 31, 2010

My Jobless Wonders and All My Rumors

So today I found out that I have lost my job. Today the Tilted Kilt is now closed...or well I guess it was yesterday but whatever! LOL so now I am making a list of all the restaurants I could possibly work at. I'm hoping that the Outback will hire me because I really like that place. But if not I could possibly always work somewhere like Applebee's or Perkins or IHOP but who knows. Oh the wonders life can bring.
So anyways I was on Facebook and I had my ex-boyfriends little sister comment on my status that said "need a date for prom. any takers" and she said "who would ever take a person that fakes pregnancy to prom?!" All I was thinking was BITCH!!! PLEASE!!! (sorry for all the little ears that just read my post) She had no right to accuse me of faking a pregnancy. I mean really seriously I'm 17 years old, never been pregnant, and in other words...I'm very safe. (I take precautions when it comes to my body and when I come from a school that 75% of the students have an STI I'm not about to get one either....if that made any sense)This is the present day! A whole bunch of people who are stupid not to practice safe sex is bound to get an STI sooner or later...and I choose later!!! Don't listen to her. I Kelly Lynn have never been pregnant nore will I until i turn 26! I promised myself that years ago.
I guess what I was trying to say in that last paragraph was don't listen to rumors...more than likely they will be false like how mine was. I'm just trying to figure out who started that rumor and I want to know who they think the baby daddy would have been!!! Really I haven't engaged in sexual activity for a year now. But listen to whatever you want about me right now because really I don't care but just be careful. Rumors do get you into a lot of trouble whether it's true or it's just a lie.
Well, I guess I better go out and find a job. Any places you know are hiring just hit me up! :D ttyl everyone who's watching and reading!!! I'll get back to y'all tomorrow on how things go! BYE!!!

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Prom Dates

It's clear that no matter how much, how dearly, I wish to go to prom, it will never happen for me. I'm Kelly. I'm a 17 year old girl from Iowa that has one dream. I want to go to prom. I thought it was possible, I really, truly thought that I was actually going to prom today and it all started with a phone call. I was in my room just laying on my bed and my friend calls. I pick up the phone and we start talking but what I didn't know was that she was sitting in my driveway as we spoke. I hear a beep beep of a car but I didn't know it was her so I said to her OMG I just heard the funniest wimpy car horn ever and she just started laughing and said "I know, right?!" and I thought oh great she's here! So I go upstairs and meet her outside and she said "How 'bout you 'nd I go prom shopping!" I said, "OMG!!! Your actually taking me to prom?!" She said yes but we go and get her dress and I told her that we should go to the mall for mine she says okay. We get to the mall and shes talking with one of her boy toys on the phone. At that moment I knew she wasn't going to take me to prom. Well, she has a date to prom. She went every year and me? Nope. I've never even been asked to prom before except by my ex-boyfriend Tyler but I don't want to go with him until he learns to grow up. Which means I am never going to ever, never ever ever believe it or not EVER, go to prom. Which sucks. I never thought I was pretty but I know for a fact I'm not ugly. How is it that a girl like me can never get a date for prom?! I guess it's because I'm not the kind of person people want to be around. I'm quiet, shy, and it's really hard for me to make good friends. My closest friends are my phone and my computer because I can trust that they will never leave me...unless of course my phone gets stolen or my computer gets a virus and dies. But right now that's very unlikely. Well, comment please...and if you live in Iowa, your a guy, and your uber hott, please invite me so I can finally go to prom before I head off to college. :( Please and thank you if you do :D